cardassian skin peeling like snake-skin periodically. cardassians idly picking at their arms. cardassian children competing to make the largest skin peel. cardassians in inter-planetary relations taking personal days when they’re flaking. cardassians tacitly keeping this particular embarrassing trait a state secret.

(via cardassians)

Kid who just got kicked off The Voice Kids: I just want to thank everyone who made this amazing journey possible. But it will be nothing compared to the journey of vengeance that I shall now embark upon against all those who have wronged me.....

Joel Madden: *Shifts uncomfortably in seat*